Trapped in my mind

(Source: valeentinat, via pricklylegs)

theclearlydope:

Now when I enter a hotel room, I check for bed bugs and a killer Gumby.

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laughingsquid:

Apple Pie

theclearlydope:

When did he get his Ph.D?

theclearlydope:

Would you like fries or coleslaw with your Puppy Sammich?

tastefullyoffensive:

Puppy Sammich

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: With that heartbreaking sign they really seem sorry about being out of order … wait … oh dear God.

theclearlydope:

I have a nice romantic evening planned with my girlfriend. A bottle of wine, some mid-90’s r&b music and staring at your face.

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theclearlydope:

Someone please enter this man into a contest to win an iPod touch. On second thought, I would gladly give up my iPod shuffle for that pan full of bacon.

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(Source: hiphopsince1992)

theclearlydope:

Stanley Hudson … Ambassador of First World Problems.